Thursday, 6 March 2014

Lottery Orders Report - 1st task (Sat 1/3/14)

My first Lottery Orders, as selected by the draw on Sat 1st March - to be carried out on the following Weds (5/3/14) were to piss myself in public.

I hereby report that I FAILED to complete this task on the specified day. (And so incur a penalty of an extra week added to my total time locked)


The order itself was simple enough, if a little embarrassing.. and did not envisage any problems in completing the task.  However, I had a dental op under sedation on Tues leaving my mouth rather swollen and sore the following day.  So, under pressure from my flatmate to stay in and rest, I did not leave the flat at all that day and so did not get to complete the task as ordered. 

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Lottery Orders - Weds 5/3/14

Wednesdays Thunderball was 12, so my orders are to - wear a nappy until it leaks, starting from when I get up.
The Bonus Ball was 30, so that means I have to complete this order on Saturday (8/3/14)
And report my success/failure on this blog within 24hrs (by 7pm Sun)

The full list of tasks and rules can be found here:- http://wiki.mortice.org/index.php/Schweinehund


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