Having now finally locked up and posted the keys off, am now required to obey/complete orders from a pre-arranged list of tasks, selected at random by the 'Thunderball' National Lottery result each Saturday and Wednesday..
Yesterdays (Saturday) Thunderball was 13 - Piss yourself (if bonus ball is odd do so in public)
The bonus ball was 45 - the first digit (4) meaning that the task has to be completed on Wednesday.. plus being an add number means that the task has to be done in public rather than privately.
So, my orders are to piss myself, in public, at some point next Weds. Failure to successfully complete this order on Weds and log my success or failure on this blog within 24hrs of the said tasks nominated day will result in a penalty of an extra week being added to my lock-up!
So as you can see - I really need to obey these orders and complete all tasks set to gain my release..
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